How to Paint Like A Boss

While perusing Pintrest the other day,

Brett and I saw a blog post entitled

"How to Peel an Orange Like a Boss."

 

Hilarious.

But really?

A tutorial on how to awesomely peel an orange?

What is this world coming to?

 

However, since we've had painting on the brain,

(we have literally painted every room in our house

except our bedroom and laundry room in the last 4 months)

we thought,

who better than us to give unsolicited advice on how to paint?

 

So without further ado,

How to Paint Like a Boss

(or at least like the Carters.)

 

Step One

 Collect supplies.

 

Step Two

Dress appropriately.

Jorts (you know, jean shorts),

crappy Ts and various head coverings are

all acceptable.

 

Step Three

 



Bust out the paint.

(Never mind that a 5 gallon bucket is nearly

impossible to pick up and pour...

go big or go home.)

 

Step Five

Paint.

And paint.

And paint.

 

Step Six

 

Show obligatory before and afters.

 

Note to self:

To really boss it ou next time,

remember to take before and after pics of ALL

the rooms you paint.

More impressive that way.