Interview With A 3.5 Year Old

Macy, how old is Mommy?
10
And Daddy?
Umm...6
And Baby Coleman?
8
So Coleman is older than Daddy?
Yeah, but Daddy is bigger.

What makes Mommy happy?
When you play with me.
What makes Daddy happy?
TV...and climbing trees.
What makes you happy?
Playing with you in my room.

What does Mommy do after you go to sleep?
You go in your room and read grown up books.
What does Daddy do after you go to sleep?
Goes to bed.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
A grown up.

What's your favorite toy?
My Babes. (Baby, her pink bunny).

What's your favorite song?
Home. (By Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros)

What's your favorite game to play?
Spin the Bottle. (Okay, this warrants explaining. In one of her Arthur books, Francine keeps asking Arthur to play spin the bottle...I'm pretty sure she has absolutely no idea what the game entails.)

What should we do tomorrow?
I know! Let's go to the splash pad...and then Ikea. (A girl after my own heart.)